Today in Internet Fake Nonsense

There's a story I think you all missed; came out at the start of the month. "Moon sized UFO may be evidence of Type II civilization." I know, I know - I'm tired of moon-sized alien craft turning out to be from Type I civ. This might be important, though. When the UFO finally appears, it's an 8-bit sort of image, so this could be Space Invaders. Literally.

To give you an idea of the level of technical expertise at work, a screen grab:

And this, which quite possibly sums up all UFO videos in its own eloquent way.

Don't you see it?

Here's the video.

I love UFO footage, and there's always the chance the next video might be the one that proves We Are Not Alone. And then it's just more pictures of jumpy lights and recollections told by Ordinary People, set to worried, ominous music. Oh, by the way:

Mm-hmm. That's why they're here. They needed energy. The sun was like a Holiday station, and they looked at the gauge, saw they just had a little more than a quarter tank, and pulled over to top off the tank.

There's a link to a site that also ran a list of nightmarish airports. It begins:

Fear of flying is considered by most psychologists one of the most complex psychological issues and because of the intense fear some people experience even at the thought of flying, they are condemned to never see many beautiful places even though they would love to. According to various studies, this fear becomes even worse when other security concerns are involved, and this list of 25 nightmarish airports perfectly justifies the fear of flying, which might not be as irrational as members of psychology circles suggest it is.

Why, it's almost as if the first one is a paraphrase of something written by a native speaker. More:

Here's something that appears to be unlikely:

Yes, they should. One presumes that they do. Or would, if this wasn't a Photoshop.