The Timberwolves draft history is littered with tough luck and misery, slapstick and lunacy.
They've messed up one-car parades some years.
On Thursday, they aimed big and hit the bull's-eye. The night ended better than anyone could have anticipated, perhaps even by the man running the show, Flip Saunders, who nailed a Daily Double:
The No. 1 overall pick and a savvy point guard? A two-way big man and a proven winner? An elite defensive player and a popular local kid guaranteed to sell tickets?
No wonder Wolves officials looked as if they had hit the jackpot late Thursday night.
In selecting Kentucky big man Karl-Anthony Towns with the No. 1 overall pick, Saunders made the smart choice, the logical choice, the necessary choice.
Then, a surprise. Saunders used his second-round assets to orchestrate a trade with Cleveland to nab Apple Valley's Tyus Jones, a local hero since middle school.
"I couldn't have written my story any better," Jones said.