CHICAGO – A performance so putrid and so thoroughly inept deserves a theme song. May we suggest circus music. Or a sad trombone.
A miserable day in their personal house of horrors reconfirmed obvious fundamental flaws that submarine the Vikings whenever the opponent offers a credible challenge.
Yes, they have a quarterback problem, but their list of issues extends beyond Kirk Cousins' inability to function as even an average quarterback in big moments.
The Vikings were outplayed, outcoached, out-everythinged Sunday against a Chicago Bears team that entered the game without two of its best defensive players and then lost its starting quarterback on the sixth play.
Didn't matter, because the Vikings lived up to their normal standards when visiting Soldier Field. They laid a big fat egg in a 16-6 loss that was a doozy even by their wretched recent history here.
Cousins played panicky, again. The offensive line got overpowered. The defense allowed a backup quarterback to pick them apart in the first half. And Mike Zimmer made a weird decision that cost his team three points in a low-scoring game.
"Not good enough today," Zimmer said.
That's putting it kindly.