This just in: pictures taken of engaged couple

And they're happy!

January 24, 2011 at 6:43PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

But not any engaged couple. They're royalty! Which means they have the power of life and death over their subjects. Or would, if they weren't figureheads the society keeps around for the sake of historical continuity and gossip:

That's nice. But you're wondering: can commoners feel part of this event, perhaps through some chemicals they can put on their fingertips? Yes. People reports:

Better than Hatie Katie, which would suggest she's not getting along with palace insiders.

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