TheWrap rates the year in celebrity controversies

Like any year, 2015 had its share of salacious, lurid and gasp-inducing stories. Some of them momentarily outraged us, while others are still gnawing at our consciousness like a lingering nightmare. In an effort to put everything in perspective, theWrap has ranked this year's most notable scandals, based on the fame of the person at the center of the scandal and the egregiousness of the offense. Read on to separate the controversies from the nontroversies.

Hands-down, the Hollywood scandal of the year. America's dad, accused of drugging and raping dozens of women? The ongoing saga makes us want to pull a multicolored sweater over our heads and hide from the world.

Level of fame 7

Level of scandal 9

Sure, he was just the guy who lost a ton of weight by eating Subway sandwiches. But he was a well-known presence in America's living rooms, and the horrific revelations of sex with minors and child pornography left a seriously bad taste in everyone's collective mouth.

Level of fame 9

Level of scandal 4

Yes, the sight of former Nickelodeon star Grande licking doughnuts on the sly and trash-talking America — on the 4th of July, no less — was jarring. But with Miley Cyrus constantly cavorting topless onstage, the uproar quickly dissipated.

Williams' tall tales about being hit by enemy rocket-propelled grenade fire while in a helicopter during the 2003 Iraq invasion dealt a blow to the news media's reputation, at a time when more and more of the public is disinclined to trust them.

Yes, the former president of the Spokane chapter of the NAACP identified herself as black, even if her white biological parents saw things otherwise. But really, she's just a tiny, racially confused ripple in the bigger pond of more substantial offenses.

The former NBA player with a history of substance abuse — who became a tabloid staple through his marriage to Khloe Kardashian — was found unconscious in a Nevada brothel. Sure, this hyper-salacious story caused a big preholiday buzz. But it was also tragic in a sense, when you factor in reports that more than two months after his collapse, Odom is still "struggling" and apparently unable to walk without help.

One's feelings on Deflategate probably depended on whether one was a Patriots fan or not. But in the end, Brady's suspension was vacated, and in the long run an underinflated football or two is small potatoes compared with the concussion crisis that the NFL is facing.

So she made fun of Zendaya's dreadlocks at this year's Academy Awards ceremony and said she probably "smelled like patchouli oil and weed" — isn't "Fashion Police" supposed to hand out tough justice wrapped in unflinching humor? Oh, well; at least it set off a chain of events that culminated in Kelly Osbourne exiting the show.

Rape accusations leveled by nine women are nudging Deen toward Cosby territory on the (alleged) atrocity scale. But in terms of notoriety, he's only famous in the porn world — and even then, he's no Ron Jeremy.