After Kirk Cousins' first touchdown pass, a couple of Vikings hoisted Adam Thielen on their shoulders, turning him into a limbo pole.
They should have tried Cousins. He's used to being held up for observation while at the mercy of his teammates.
Arm talent? Cousins can cut loose spirals from his ear to his ankle.
Statistics? Cousins could dilate your pupils with his numerical résumé.
Financial validation? Cousins could probably buy your house with his last paycheck.
What he lacks is what can be most difficult for an NFL quarterback to acquire: the reputation of a big-game winner.
The trick is that the target, like Thielen, is always moving. Win one game that's considered important and you're then required to win one considered even more important. Few contemporary quarterbacks have won enough big games to make the outcome of their next one irrelevant.
The inherent illogic in the Vikings signing Cousins was that they were trying to improve their postseason performance by acquiring a quarterback who has never won a playoff game.