This could only be spoken by someone who lived through the Seventies:
It's a Slaton or Salte piece about why there's an afghan throw rug in the granny-square style in "every TV show." Well, no. #notalltvshows. There isn't an afghan draped over Captain Kirk's chair, although it would be amusing if there was. If Kirk had to bat some throw pillows from the chair before he could sit down.
That's from the Slate Browbeat section, which looks at "culture." Let's see what else is going on.
Oh, go to hell. Elsewhere:
This is either a pro-peas piece or an anti-peas piece, but in both cases you have the bossy pants accusation right up top, so, here, author-person, take this chute, yes that one . . . yes, it lands in hell. You have earned it. Off you go! Oh, screaming in fear for your mortal soul, you're doing it wrong. Try a higher pitch, something that suggests the sudden and immediate loss of sanity.
Finally, let's see if there's anything SHOCKING in the world of clickbait ad chum:
Is anything "Shocking" on the internet shocking at all? In the least?
SPACE We lost contact with the Pluto probe a while ago, and reestablishing contact and troubleshooting the problem is difficult. Not impossible, but image trying to help someone fix a computer over the phone by saying one letter at a time, with four and a half hours between each letter. But here's the part that's making the UFOlists say oh ho, what's this?
