We would be remiss if we did not supply the latest Lohan news, even though public interest seems to be waning. Yesterday: she was shrieking, or wailing, or keening, or whatever. Today: the other inmates don't like her.
That appears to be English of some sort.
Why does she need new clothes? Don't jails have those snazzy orange jumpsuits that make you stand out if you escape? Unless you squat down and pretend you're a traffic cone.
Maybe they're called "time outs."
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