Demi Moore is going to write a book about - herself!

This will clear up many mysteries, such as whether she got that husky voice by smoking a pack of Luckies every night while worshipping a statue of Suzanne Pleshette, or whether she was drawn to her third husband because of the adorable way he picks up his sippy cup with both hands.

If you're wondering if she still does movies, she does - the last two didn't set the world on fire, but people still like her, she doesn't have a tabloid life, looks incredible, and seems to be enjoying life. Here's a synopsis for her next big movie, "Bunraku," described as "a noir martial-arts live action/animation hybrid film":

Well, they always say that. I'm quoting from the wikipedia entry, which was apparently written by a 15-year old; here's the plot:

Demi Moore plays the femme fatale. Woody Harrelson is the bartender. The Awesomely Evil Woodcutter is Ron Perlman, who just put that on his business card from now on, because it really says it all. Shooting concluded two years ago, and there's no trailer anywhere on the internets, so who knows what's happening.

Interesting to note that the "drifter enters a town, talks to a bartender, cleans up the place" bit has been done before, and done quite well by some guy named Bruce Willis. No puppets, though.