He's still stubbled. Is there some kind of razor that only cuts your beard a little bit? I seem to remember such a device from the 80s, during the Miami-Vice inspired stubble fad. Or was it a craze? Anyway:

Which drugs? Enquiring minds want to know:

Plus weed. It's a wonder he didn't drive on the sidewalk and wonder why all those funny people were doing cartwheels on his hood.

Thanks to the magic of AP, we have photos of the store Michael hit:

Snappy Snaps. Let's get a close-up of the damage:

Why, someone wrote something on the wall:

AP, Star Tribune
Geo. Michael leaving court. (AP Photo)

This is what it's like to be famous for something that happened a long time ago. You know which word will appear in your obituary headline. It's just a question of whether it comes before your name, or after.