Okay, enough of this. One more story on this endless brouhaha, and then we're done. AP reports on an interview with the most reviled man in Hollywood at the moment:

1. Because everyone's uncomfortable about Robert Downey Jr.'s secret past as a substance abuser, and doesn't want to talk about it for fear it will become general knowledge.

2. "I don't have an addiction" is not necessarily a compelling defense for describing someone else's. Anyway, enough. Gervais did exactly what he was hired to do, and got the Globes more publicity since they gave an award to Pia Zadora for being the shortest actress in Hollywood history who was not a member of the Lullabye League. Let's move on.