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TFD: What if everyone talked like Jon Gruden and Ron Jaworski for a day?

Funny stuff.

By Michael Rand

September 28, 2010 at 10:00PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

Fasolamatt passes along a rather humorous link, which we will let stand as the final post of the day. Coming up tomorrow: Clearance Clarence! If only we could tell the story of the irregularly shaped plot of land he discovered, and what is going on there. Alas, we cannot. For now: FABULOUS. GREAT. TERRIFIC! Talk like Gruden and Jaws.

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Michael Rand

Columnist / Reporter

Michael Rand is the Minnesota Star Tribune's Digital Sports Senior Writer and host/creator of the Daily Delivery podcast. In 25 years covering Minnesota sports at the Minnesota Star Tribune, he has seen just about everything (except, of course, a Vikings Super Bowl).

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