In case you are interested, the Twins' Class AAA affiliate in Rochester plays Pawtucket tonight, and a pretty fun little pitching matchup is set: Anthony Swarzak for the Red Wings vs. ... ex-Twin Boof Bonser for the Sox.
Bonser is apparently making a rehab start while recovering from a groin injury.
Of course, Boof's spring numbers didn't exactly sparkle: 0-2 record, 11.57 ERA, 3 home runs allowed in 7 innings.
If that doesn't do much for you, there is always a caption contest.
Coming tomorrow, we hope: the return of We Said, She Said. We have the scandalous copy from Lizzy in hand. Now it's up to us to properly eviscerate her points. We're currently working on carving out a three-minute stretch tonight. That should about take care of it.