Vanilla Ice, who did NOT steal the bassline to "Ice, Ice, Baby" from David Bowie/Queen's "Under Pressure," [OK, it did]  will be performing at halftime of the Wolves/Celtics game exactly one week from tonight, per a tweet from Jerry Zgoda.

Wrap your head around that.

We have $10,000 American money ready to invest in a reality show with Ice and Darko! Say the word ...