It's not that we want the Vikings to remain in the Dome indefinitely. But what if ...
*The entire 1984 season, Les Steckel's one and only as head coach, triggered an "awful stench" clause that erased the 3-13 season from the record books and added another year to the lease?
*A pain and suffering clause could be enacted for the 1998 NFC title game.
*Spergon Wynn played one home game in 2001, a reserve effort against Jacksonville. That has to count for something.
Any other suggestions for potential loopholes, please, in the comments.
(1984 Star Tribune file photo/national treasure features Steckel and then-punter Greg Coleman, now a member of the Vikings Radio Network. You are welcome).