Don't say we never did anything nice for you, ladies: Cosmo readers have named Ricky Rubio the second-hottest NBA player (behind J.J. Redick, whatevs). We clearly read about this from other far manlier sources.

That first link has a slide show to all 30 players who were voted on, so if you are tired of Kate Upton this and Erin Andrews that, please do have a look.

(Caution: Mike Dunleavy was also in the top 30, so it's hard to say if we can take this all seriously).

Also, the rules were simple: You were supposed to tweet your suggestions to @Cosmopolitan. It said nothing about creating dozens of fake accounts to get your favorite Wolves player up near the top, so don't even try to accuse us of funny business.