From a press release: There's a new pill that makes gray hair disappear, promising to reverse and prevent gray hair at the root. Rise-N-Shine, LLC, makers of Go Away Gray™, produce an all-natural pill containing the enzyme Catalase, which replaces the decreasing amounts of Catalase lost in our bodies as we grow older. Featured on ABC News, BBC, NBC and FOX, the company wants to spread the word by offering $1,000,000 to Brett Favre to get rid of his gray hair for five consecutive years.

The product was developed by Cathy Beggan, a mother of three and long-time proponent of natural remedies: "When Anderson Cooper didn't accept our offer last month (after all, he's a Vanderbilt), we decided to go after somebody that was going to be in the public eye week after week, reaching our core audience. And it doesn't help that he's an athletic and handsome devil."

Your move, Silver Fox. Though we've never *cough* seen him in a situation where money was an enticement.