It looks like 2014 came in like a wrecking ball.
I don't know if I wrote that because I can't get that creepy Miley Cyrus thing out of my head, or because across the street from my office they are literally wrecking the building that has caused me such joy and grief, the Metrodome.
At any rate, both symbolize the end of something, or perhaps the beginning of something. Maybe they just exist to serve as a prelude to my inevitable year-end/year-start column.
It's the one in which reporters claim it's time to take stock of the past year or make predictions for the future, but in reality we do those stories because we need to take, or else lose, our vacation days — and besides, there is virtually no news going on. A collective "selfie."
Still, I always look back through my mail and columns to see why I do this job, or to determine whether I should keep doing it.
So, let's start with this e-mail from a fan: "As usual I was one of probably less than ten that read your garbage. Idiot."
OK, we're off to a rough start. How about this jolly caller: "You're lucky you have your welfare job at the Star Tribune."
Or this: "Wow, news flash Jon Tevlin (trash) regarding Emmer flap. You don't even deserve a job."