Not long ago I got into an elevator to find a young woman standing inside, staring at her cellphone. She did not look up, nor did she acknowledge me. I noted she had not pressed a button to choose a floor, so I hit the one for the underground garage.
The door opened and I got off, followed by the young woman, still staring at her phone. She followed me through the security door and almost to my car. Then she finally looked up, startled to find herself in a parking garage with a strange man.
I have no idea how long she had been in the elevator before I got in, or how long she would have stayed there had I not stumbled by. She was clearly consumed by her marvelous technology and oblivious to the world around her.
The woman's absorption was extreme, but not all that rare. You see it all around us, people mesmerized by their iEverything, strolling nonchalantly into the street in front of your car or sedated into lethargy on a corner. Pedestrians walking into you on the sidewalk, lost in their Twitter feed or Facebook "life." Travelers at the airport, rushing to electrical outlets to plug in and tune out.
Sorry, can't talk, I'm in the middle of Angry Birds.
I bumped into the woman in the elevator about the same time I saw an article about Jesse Ventura, former Minnesota 'rassler and governor. Ventura announced he was "going off grid," disposing of technology to essentially "hide from drones" and alleged government monitoring. Only Ventura could make something so prudent and reasonable as abandoning the Internet sound so deranged.
My wife may disagree with this, but I'm not nearly as attached to my cellphone and social media as most people I know. Still, I was beginning to feel weary of the whole thing. Was it really worth living if I couldn't share a video of my dog with people I haven't seen in person for four years?
I had to find out.