Today's advice, from fasolamatt: Don't get a PhD in the humanities. But if you do, you can write your dissertation on "The Dude" and be featured in "The Year’s Work in Lebowski Studies,” earning you a little fame to go with your absence of fortune. If you're less ambitious, play with the random quote generator (need I remind you, language?) (via Jeff Ely).
We add to the mix: What if Shakespeare wrote The Big Lebowski?