Bangkok, no. I say, no. I do not want a suit that's specially made. I rarely tie a tie. My wife may gawk at fitted Chinese dresses, she may touch their magically thick twill. She will not buy.
When we travel to the world capital of silk, I am being firm. This goes on for about three-quarters of an hour. Everywhere we look there are tailors at work behind glass doors and flaps of exotic fabric pinned up like flags above sidewalk stands.
Soon we are at a famous, fancy store called the Jim Thompson Thai Silk Co., and while I am weakening slightly over a display of tropical shirts, Kathy decides to pull out a card for a shop called "Queen Thai Silk" in a place called Ruamchitt Plaza.
Where did you get that? I say.
"I'm going, goodbye," she replies, and when I catch up with her outside, I am counting the Baht in my wallet and waving it around.
"What about other souvenirs?" I say. "Celadon bowls, Singha beer, I don't know. What about lunches and dinners and, um, late-afternoon snacks?"
I find out that the friends who are along with us, Kevin and Martha, are on her side. Kathy leads the way up stairs to Bangkok's sky train for the ride to Ruamchitt.
Kevin is so far gone he wants to have a tuxedo made here for himself. "Don't be a jerk," he says. "I read in Worth magazine that it's an unbeatable deal."