Rather than cut-and-paste the entire article, let me paraphrase: she was driving back from some boozefest, hits three parked cars, was stopped and arreted; she kicks a cop. Okay, little missy, into the squad car. That's a nice little hellcat.

Once she's at the station she's booked while wearing handcuffs, but probably because she's a supermodel with ultra-thin wrists, she gets out of the handcuffs and runs out the back door of the station.That'll work. Give them your driver's license, let them impound your car, then run away. They'll never find you! Now she's facing "felony escape," as well as assault, hit & run, and DUI.

Let us now quote one cop's remarks to TMZ:

This won't be the end of her career, of course. What, there are younger, prettier girls coming up behind her at the exact same pace as she ages? You don't say.