Pick your poison: If you had a choice of how you lost a competitive game or sport, how would you prefer to get your brains bashed in? Literally or figuratively?
Mostly an overseas phenomenon, the cult sport of chessboxing is making its way to the United States. Matches start with two opponents seated at a table in the middle of a boxing ring, leaning over a chess board, dressed to fight, but without their gloves. After a four-minute round of chess, the table is removed, the opponents put on gloves and fight for three minutes. After that, it's back to chess, up to 11 rounds. There is a one-minute break between sports to allow the opponents to change gear.

"For me, getting punched really focuses the chess. It's like doing math at the end of a gun," says Los Angeles Chessboxing Club founder Andrew McGregor. "You have to find a solution to what's on the board."
McGregor, 32, estimates that it takes about nine months of training to become a competent and successful chessboxer, and that the sport helps to sharpen survival skills and build a strong mental focus. He says he is the North American champ, although he admits there is no functioning regulatory body or commission that awards championships. Since its inception in January 2010, the L.A. Chessboxing Club and its members have wanted to create commercial appeal, with the hope that they can eventually offer prize money to combatants.
Chessboxing's roots trace back to 2003 in Germany, although the idea came from a French novel, "Froid Equateur" ("Cold Equator"). The book chronicled a chessboxing match that lasted more than four hours, inspiring the creation of the World Chess Boxing Organisation, based in Berlin, and created buzz after being featured on ESPN in 2006.
Matches are won during the chess portion by checkmate, exceeding the 12-minute chess time limit, or retirement of an opponent. Once opponents are back on their feet, a knockout or a referee's decision determines the winner. If the chess game ends in a stalemate, the opponent with the higher score in boxing wins. If there is an equal score, the chess opponent playing black wins.
"The adrenaline and sometimes the receiving of a heavy blow to the head means that you'll have to calm and re-center yourself a bit first before beginning the chess again," says Peter VanCouvering, 25, who works as a chemist when he isn't chessboxing.
Competitors are placed into light, middle and heavyweight divisions, but because there are so few chessboxers, fighters are sometimes mismatched in weight.