When LeBron James chose a new team, he created a television show titled "The Decision."
When Wolves boss David Kahn has to decide what to do with the failed coach that he hired, he stars in a daily sitcom we should call "The Indecision."
On April 13, the Timberwolves lost their last game of the season, securing the worst record in the NBA, and Kahn held a hilarious press conference in which he implied that Kurt Rambis should be blamed for all of the Wolves' ills.
Since then, Kahn has failed to actually fire Rambis. Perhaps he hasn't had the time. After all, not much can happen over 45 days, other than ...
• The United States finding, then formulating a plan to kill, and then killing and disposing of Osama bin Laden, and periodically leaking tapes and information making Bin Laden look like a pathetic old man with porn and pot fetishes.
• The Twins sending half their roster to the disabled list and being eliminated from contention.
• Harmon Killebrew submitting to hospice care, dying and being celebrated over two weeks in three states.
• Francisco Liriano pitching a no-hitter and a bunch of many-hitters.