Someone ruined Chelsea Clinton's wedding

Nice move.

July 2, 2010 at 6:31PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)
Chelsea Clinton, 1997 (AP Photo)
Chelsea Clinton, 1997 (AP Photo) (The Minnesota Star Tribune)

Thanks a lot, loudmouth. AP reports:

But AP runs it anyway, thereby assuring that everyone at the wedding will be looking around to see who was the snitch. Any guesses who did it? Who might profit from having nosy-parkers hang around Rhinebeck to see if they can catch a glimpse of Hillary and Bill? Look, we wouldn't have a site if it wasn't for people dropping a dime on things they may or may not have seen, but Chelsea Clinton is a private citizen, and deserves to have a wedding where she doesn't have to shout her vows because there's a helicopter overhead.

Then again, if there is a helicopter overhead, we may learn if the Secret Service carries Stinger missiles when it follows former Presidents around. Or am I confusing this with a movie where someone kidnaps the President's daughter? Harrison Ford was in that one, right?

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