Don't hate her because she's beautiful! Asked about her arrest for being a sloshing tosspot who drank so much tequila they found a worm in her bloodstream, she told MTV:

Hmm. It's possible she's engaging in self-deprecating humor, but she might protest she was NOT arrested for public deprecation because that would be GROSS.

(Sorry there's no picture; the image-adding function is acting up. Google her if you must.)