Sinbad did one of the longest standup comedy routines imaginable Friday night in Burnsville --- 2 hours and 8 minutes, and much of it ad libbed based on shout-outs from the near-capacity crowd. While the audience had trouble figuring out why Sinbad played so long (people were leaving after 90 minutes probably because they had babysitters), he was trying to figure out Burnsville. He thought it would be a resort or casino, not a spiffy new performing arts center. So he riffed on Mystic Lake Casino, ice fishing in Minnesota, cops in Minnesota, and 35E vs. 35W. He knows his Minnesota, especially for a Los Angelino. Must have been from all the time he spent here filming "Jingle All the Way" with Arnold. Sinbad, who's 53, talked a lot about aging and the problems that go with it. The night's loudest laughter came when he described what happened with jelly leftover from his prostate exam. Otherwise, he played it really clean. Much of the night was devoted to talk about raising kids. He asked concertgoers about their issues with their teenagers and then he riffed on the various topics – from kids who say "whatever" to their parent all the time to kids who don't get good grades in school. Sinbad also addressed relationships and random topics shouted from the audience – from ESPN ("it keeps families together. He's home, isn't he?") and Tiger Woods (sponsors "didn't pay him to be a good husband, you pay him cuz he hits a golf ball") to President Obama ("now he can become the other brother; he can grow a goatee") and Brett Favre ("I think he should play on every NFL team -- till he's 77 and say 'We lost in the last minute' "). Props to Sinbad for not mentioning Prince. But he did give a shout-out to Larry Graham, who was in the audience, and touted bass man Graham's music in Grand Central and with Sly Stone. He said that Graham's music has stood the test of time and then asked: where will today's music stars be when they're 60? Said Sinbad: "Lil Wayne, he'll have one braid." Funny stuff.