Finding out who Sienna Miller is and why I should care is on the list, but it's not high on the list. She's an actress, right? Who was in that movie with 63 other characters - no, that's Burnt Sienna. I'm thinking of crayons. Or was it Burnt Umber? Whatever: Sienna Miller seems to be needy. And annoying. At least according to the Daily Mail:

Oh, "actor" doesn't begin to describe the fellow. Behold, the Epitome of the Hipster Doofus Look:

Mind you. he's at the French Open, so that qualifies as "dressing up."

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