PHILADELPHIA — If you were feeling sorry for Brad Childress, you have my permission to stop. The guy is getting his revenge.
You could imagine Chilly on Sunday, holding a play chart over his mustache as he talked to the TV displaying the results of the havoc he has wrought.
Childress is making like a combination of "Carrie" and Clint Eastwood, leaving those who dared oppose him stuck up to the neck in the quicksand of their once-fulfilling lives.
If you booed Childress when he coached the Vikings, prepare for your wife to run off with the IRS agent who is about to audit you. You crossed the wrong man.
Consider what has transpired since Zygi fired Chilly:
• Zygi Wilf, in trying to announce the firing, sounded not like a dynamic billionaire and savvy owner, but a guy who had just swallowed a squirrel. A squirrel coated with LSD. The man could have made the Gettysburg Address sound like a tweet from Terrell Owens.
That was the first sign that the Curse of Childress existed.
• Randy Moss, the Fulcrum of Dysfunction (doesn't that sound better than "jerk"?), has disappeared.