We usually cover the important events here, minus Lindsay Lohan - that ban is still on until she does something important, like invent penicillin. Yes, it's been done, but she would get points for trying. But sometimes stories are not just too trivial to note, they're somewhat small, sad, and disturbing. A site that seems to specialize in celebrity minutia is PopSugar. "Insanely addicting!" the site calls itself. No, that's meth. Although maybe this site makes your teeth fall out. Don't know. Anyway, here's an item:

Okay, what's the difference between this and a stalker? It's the way it speaks of the event as if we're all part of it. We're not. Heck, if the writer of this piece approached the family during the Marvelous Cute Adorable Memory-Making Moment, she'd have security in her face in a second. So how do we know these things? Either the paps stake out SJP, which is possible, or her people coordinated coverage with the press. Which is . . . what's the word? Grotesquely narcissistic. That's two words. Sorry.