I don't believe there's a word of this that's true.
There are some people "obsessed" with royalty, but there are also people obsessed with Star-Wars Pez dispensers. As for European royalty making Americans in general go "crazy," well, nonsense. No one cares about some Lichtenstein baron, unless they just invested all their money with a guy who said he was a Lichtenstein baron, and turned out to be someone from New Hope who could fake an accent. Yes, British royal weddings might have a bonkification effect on some, but calling it "the ultimate bonkers-maker" for Americans suggests the author has not spent much time at, say, a NASCAR rally. Trust me, they don't ask the drivers to go slow for a lap once a year on the anniversary of Di's death. We continue:
Oh but it is! It IS! Or maybe not; don't know. You're thinking: stop reading People! I don't read People. I scan the RSS feed. This isn't from People. It's from a tech site.
If you're all sixes and sevens over your bonknerness, the apps can be found here.
