Judging from the wires this morning, we could fill this page with nothing but celebrities appearing in court to answer for something or other. Let's start the day with the welcome news that a "Jersey Shore cast member" - can't call them actors, after all - won't be going to jail. Whew!

You can find him fighting on various YouTube clips, if you're really interested in a big steaming pile of testosterone grunting the F word while he punches someone repeatedly in the head. There's also dramatic music to make it sound like this is an important moment in human history, instead of someone acting like an ape.