Table 19
⋆ out of four stars
Rated: PG-13, for thematic elements, sexual content, drug use, language and some brief nudity.
There's a huge problem at the heart of "Table 19,'' so enormous that it's almost too big to see. It's a movie about a bunch of misfits thrown together at a wedding, at the farthest table from the bridal party, which could have been comically interesting, but for one nagging fact: We don't want to be at that table, either.
The characters are too pitiable to be funny, but not real enough to generate genuine sympathy. That's a fine line to walk, but "Table 19'' accidentally finds it and then gets stuck there.
The last time Anna Kendrick went to a wedding, she was in "Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates,'' one of last year's funniest movies. So there's a good feeling going into "Table 19'' that lasts about 20 minutes. Eloise (Kendrick) is ambivalent about going to the wedding because she recently broke up with the bride's brother, but the bride is her oldest friend, so she feels she has to attend.
Also at the dreaded table is Lisa Kudrow and Craig Robinson as a married couple; June Squibb as the former nanny of the bride, and Stephen Merchant, all funny people whose talent is squandered.
Having thrown these disparate discontented characters together, the movie has to do something with them. Conflict might have made things lively — to have the characters immediately clash and grate on each other — but no, everybody's nice. Nice and dull.
This is how bad "Table 19'' gets: At a certain point in the movie, there is absolutely no reason that any of the characters would remain at the wedding or anywhere near it. So the movie devises a false reason to keep them in the general vicinity. Apparently, they're on an island, and the ferry to the mainland runs infrequently. So there's really no escape.