Reese Witherspoon is covered

In all directions.

December 29, 2010 at 3:14PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)
Reese Witherspoon, a cast member in "How Do You Know," poses at the premiere of the film in Los Angeles, Monday, Dec. 13, 2010. (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello)
(AP/The Minnesota Star Tribune)

This story is about her upcoming nuptuals - she's marrying a Hollywood agent, which means the husband gets fifteen percent of everything their kid earns. A spokesman for Witherspoon says the couple is indeed "engaged and they are extremely happy," which is nice; you'd hate for them to head into the marriage all glum and depressed about things. The article also notes that Riise is "currently in theaters with the costly box office bomb 'How Do You Know.'"

So everyone in the North American continent who saw the movie paid for her salary, more or less. She owes everyone a nice thank-you card.

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