The Oakland A's are here to destroy every fallacy Twins fans blame for their team's failures.
The Twins don't spend enough money? Please. The Twins' payroll is $128 million, almost double the A's Opening Day payroll.
The Twins need a new manager? Stop it. Paul Molitor was the American League Manager of the Year last year. The A's Bob Melvin kept his job despite three straight last-place finishes. Now he's managing the best story in baseball and likely will succeed Molitor as an award winner. The intelligence of managers doesn't fluctuate year to year.
Free agency is the key to winning? Try fact-checking. The Twins added Fernando Rodney, Addison Reed, Lance Lynn, Logan Morrison and Zach Duke as free agents, and traded for Jake Odorizzi. All were coming off strong seasons and none of them made the Twins winners, while Oakland built through trades and the draft.
The A's, who began a four-game series at Target Field on Thursday with a 6-4 loss, have turned "Moneyball" into "Funnyball." Brad Pitt played General Manager Billy Beane in the movie; Bob Odenkirk ("Better Call Saul") should play Melvin in the sequel.
That's "funny" as in odd, not humorous. The A's have built a winner not with an easily described formula, but with a series of moves that at the time were underappreciated. They are winning because of clutchness and chemistry, two of those notions supposedly exploded by the analytics movement.
The A's are 26-10 in one-run games and 53-0 when leading after seven innings. Entering Thursday, they led the majors in runs scored in the seventh inning or later.
They say they win close because they are close.