How to make sure you're admired and respected by your co-workers: threaten to sue them if they use words you don't like. TMZ reports about the drama - yes, the drama! Pulse-pounding and action-packed! - that's roiling the backstage waters of "Real Housewives of D.C.:"

So they were invited, then? Because either you're invited, you're a crasher, or you're the help. Presumably they'll be suing Matt Lauer next, or demanding a retraction: