"The Super Bowl for Dummies" should be the title of the document leaked to the Star Tribune that detailed the demands the NFL makes on a city wishing to host the game ("NFL had long, pricey Super wish list," June 8.)
Some of the demands are predictable: lavish hotel suites, police protection for team owners, protection against ticket counterfeiters and tax exemptions everywhere. Some are rather bizarre: golf courses, bowling alleys and 20 billboards advertising the game. (Why the game needs to be advertised in the host city is a profound mystery. Only the comatose will be unaware of it.)
The final demand, unmentioned in the article, is a symbolic summary of all of the demands. Just before kickoff, on the 50-yard line of the "Peoples' "(Oops! Sid predicts it will be "U. S. Bank") stadium, the governor of Minnesota and the mayors of St. Paul and Minneapolis will gently but firmly press their lips on the posterior part of the anatomy of NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, who will graciously acknowledge their homage.
Then the game can begin.
George M. Woytanowitz, Minneapolis
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Although both the NFL and local officials emphasize the economic benefits that Minneapolis and the state of Minnesota will receive as a result of hosting Super Bowl LII, I wonder if the "price" they pay, based upon the "secret bid" specifications, is actually worth the event. Conventional wisdom says "yes," but could Super Bowl LII turn into Sucker Bowl LII?
Dick Daymont, Northfield
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I like the way the "Happy Pigs" headline appeared under the story of the NFL confidential privileges story.