10. You divide your year into more than six months to the fair and less than six months to the fair.
9. Not only can you list every Pronto Pup, cheese curds, Mini Donuts and foot-long stand, but you have definite opinions on which one is the best.
8. You're glad when it rains on a day you're going to the fair, because it will keep the lightweights out.
7. You scoff at using a map, and have no idea of the names of the streets. Instead, you navigate by instinct.
6. You return home with bags full of free stuff worth much more than your admission ticket.
5. You have trouble grasping how someone can say they've "done the fair" when they're just going for a few hours once a year.
4. You have to go several days each year in order to eat all your favorite foods.
3. You know where all the bathrooms are, and you can direct someone to the closest good bathroom (that is, one that's clean and has hot water).