Todd Jones has more than 300 career saves, two of which he collected in a brief stint with the Twins in 2001 as the Get To Know 'Em crew came up short in their bid to win the division.
But everyone in their right mind knows Todd Jones is not a Hall of Fame caliber pitcher -- even if he did find his way onto the ballot.
Apparently that includes Jones himself. We love these tweets from Jayson Stark, and we'll send you out into the holiday (no posts tomorrow) with them:
Here's his "official Todd Jones release: "The HOF is for greatness...No one w the nickname `Roller Coaster' should ever be considered..."— Jayson Stark (@jaysonst) November 27, 2013
Rest of Todd Jones' "official release" says: "The only thing the HOF will let me in for is to use the restroom." My take: Humility is cool!— Jayson Stark (@jaysonst) November 27, 2013