The winless Colts have turned the QB spot over to a guy who knows plenty about not winning a [redacted] thing: Dan Orlovsky. Yes, Orlovsky is the new starting QB for Indianapolis, and his first test will come against the Patriots.
In case you've forgotten, Orlovsky started seven games for the Lions in 2008 -- the year they went 0-16.
You'll recall that one of the games was a 12-10 loss to the Vikings. You'll also recall that the difference in the game, points-wise, was a safety for the Vikings when Orlovsky ran approximately 50 feet out out of bounds in the end zone. Bernard Berrian also apparently had 131 yards (including an 86-yard TD grab) in the game, proving once again he was OPEN ALL THE TIME, PEOPLE. But yes, here is that Orlovsky play. Please do enjoy:
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