Rand: Short quips

April 11, 2013 at 2:40AM
A Ragdoll cat is held by its its owner during an international feline beauty competition in Bucharest, Romania, Saturday, April 6, 2013. The contest, far less enjoyed by the cats than by the numerous visitors, was entered by more than 200 felines.(AP Photo/Vadim Ghirda)
A Ragdoll cat is held by its its owner during an international feline beauty competition in Bucharest, Romania, Saturday, April 6, 2013. The contest, far less enjoyed by the cats than by the numerous visitors, was entered by more than 200 felines.(AP Photo/Vadim Ghirda) (The Minnesota Star Tribune)

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04.11.13 RANDBALL'S WORLD WIDE WEB

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Nobody really knows what to expect next year from the Gophers men's basketball team under a new coach with a new system and some pieces conspicuously missing. Much of the national media thinks Richard Pitino was a good-to-great hire. On the other hand, BTN.com's Brent Yarina has Minnesota dead last in his Big Ten power rankings for the 2013-14 season. The big question: What are fair expectations?

why the Internet was invented It's pure nonsense. It's everything advertised. It is the Tumblr.com site, "Sports Balls replaced with Cats." You know you want to.

we believe him In an interview with Jim Rome on Showtime — video found at SI.com — Kobe Bryant said he would have "smacked" ex-Rutgers basketball coach Mike Rice.

swan song? On his list of the 10 MLB players most likely to be traded by the July 31 deadline, ESPN.com's Jim Bowden lists Twins first baseman Justin Morneau at No. 5.


Los Angeles Lakers guard Kobe Bryant at the NBA basketball team's media day at team headquarters in El Segundo, Calif., Monday, Oct. 1, 2012. (AP Photo/Reed Saxon) ORG XMIT: NYOTK
Los Angeles Lakers guard Kobe Bryant at the NBA basketball team's media day at team headquarters in El Segundo, Calif., Monday, Oct. 1, 2012. (AP Photo/Reed Saxon) ORG XMIT: NYOTK (The Minnesota Star Tribune)
FORT MYERS, FL - FEBRUARY 19: Justin Morneau (33) of the Minnesota Twins poses during Photo Day on Tuesday, February 19, 2013 at Hammond Stadium in Fort Myers, Florida. (Photo by Robbie Rogers/MLB Photos via Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Justin Morneau ORG XMIT: 159448017
FORT MYERS, FL - FEBRUARY 19: Justin Morneau (33) of the Minnesota Twins poses during Photo Day on Tuesday, February 19, 2013 at Hammond Stadium in Fort Myers, Florida. (Photo by Robbie Rogers/MLB Photos via Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Justin Morneau ORG XMIT: 159448017 (The Minnesota Star Tribune)
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Fernando Mendoza lowered his pads into a defender, spun in a full circle, used his hand to keep his balance, then launched himself horizontally and reached the ball over the goal line — an Indiana touchdown and a ready-made poster pic for a title run straight from the movies.

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