The Quaids confront the shadowy group known to us all as the Star-Whackers:
Uh huh. They note that this group is trying to make money by assassinating celebrities. "Added Evi Quaid: 'They are businessmen. It's the mafia. It's organized crime.'" Imagine that conversation around Tony Soprano's office:
"We took a bath on that heist of the Beanie Babies, boss. They're not worth anything. I don't know what we were thinking. We need a new angle. Should we muscle in on the collectible-plates market? The ads say those limited edition John Wayne plates, celebrating an American hero, will only be made for a while, and then they'll destroy the molds. If we could find those molds before they smash 'em up, we could sell counterfeits."
"Getouddahere," Tony says. "You remember two years ago when we thought we had something when we got the molds for those limited edition Hannah Montana dolls? And then we found they made two million of them? We gotta try something different. Let's kill Heath Ledger."
"What's the angle?"
"I don't know. We'll figure that out later."
The Quaids also say Lindsay Lohan is in danger from the Star-whackers, and Britney Spears. The video says it all, including their theories on mickey-slipping for Mel Gibson, and a "hit" placed on David Carradine. Evi does make a very good point: DOES MURDER HAPPEN?
What is up with these people? What?
