Everything Prince touches turns to weird, and that includes simple stories about his future plans. Behold:

Iconic singer? Sinatra was an iconic singer. Calling Prince an iconic singer is like calling Elvis a famous acoustical guitarist. Guitarist / composer, maybe, or just "musician."

But . . . we're already here. We've been here a long time.

Bring foot spray?It's going to be so funky you'll need anti-fungal aerosol agents, I guess. Here's a picture of iconic singer at the press conference.