Finally:
Welllll, maybe, if the main thing holding back "adult toy collectors" from splurging on Mr. P was the lack of an Elvis iteration. Young fans probably know nothing of Elvis, but love the character from "Toy Story" - voiced by Don Rickles, of course. You ain't nothin' but a hockey puck! Ah, the jokes write themselves.
Come to think of it, hasn't every normal version of Mr. P been a "Don Rickles version" since 1995?
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