plus three from patrick

The wit and wisdom of Sgt. Thomas Block:

On his next facial surgery: "There's still a ways to go to get the Brad Pitt look that I'm after.''

On where he was when wounded: "Southern Afghanistan. That's all you get from me on the mission. I'm a Ranger, not a SEAL.''

On his Viking fandom: "The best day was when we signed Brett Favre, so I could buy his Purple jersey and taunt Packer fans.''