It's not what you think. It's a lot hotter. The new boardbook-sized "Porn for New Moms" and the "Porn for Women" postcard book are, in fact, suitable for mention in a family newspaper because there's nothing dirty about them. Well, that's not entirely true. The very funny books do take on trash, stubborn stove-top stains and "volcanic eruptions" in diapers.

In this fantasy world, though, women aren't facing these unpleasantries. Boyfriends and spouses are, posing seductively and saying words that every woman dreams of hearing:

"As soon as I finish the laundry, I'll do the grocery shopping. And I'll take the kids with me so you can relax."

"Have another piece of cake. I don't like you looking so thin."

And, "I figure if I drop the sports channels, we'll max out the college fund in no time!"

We said it was fantasy, right?

The books, published by Chronicle Books, were created by the Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative, whose mission is to "salvage the term pornography from the gold-chained, hairy-chested, leisure-suit-wearing knuckleheads, and reclaim it for the rest of us."

Priced at $12.95 (new moms) and $9.95 (for 30 postcards), both books are widely available.