Because you can't spell Gaga without a gag, you will either find this amusing or disgusting. Or both! She's just too complex to prompt a single reaction.

It's nice to know we still have standards. There is still a time and a place for whiskey-swilling and auto-fondling, and a time and place when it's just not . . . appropriate. On the other hand, you can't blame Double-Ga; New Yorkers are just class all the way. ESPN says:

We should just be grateful she didn't moon anyone, or we'd have Gaga-cheeks in foam form.