CBS's press release takes a deep breath and says, with a straight face:
And she chose the flowers for the dressing room and has a fabulous idea for these shoes everyone should wear on Tuesdays and she stays up until 2 AM making those little swirls on the cupcakes with marzipan and also she fixed the toilet it turns out the handle just needed to be juggled and also, Simon I hate you, take this, I am just as multi-talented but also beautiful and fierce but very much a caring person with people who love me.
The show's format is "American Idol" except with feet.
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