Bob the Prognosticating Cuttlefish saw this coming, but did anyone listen? No.

That's sad, in the sense that the death of all creatures who aren't Nazis or really, really disgusting-looking is sad, but devastating? I would be devastated if it came when I called, and we went for long walks together - well, in his case, a long drag - and other types of person-creature bonding.

Has anyone considered it might be murder? I have your suspect, right here.