This may be more serious than first reported. And by "serious" we mean trying to keep from laughing until your eardrums hurt:

So she's got illegal stuff in her purse, and is driving around Vegas with billowing clouds of chronic rolling out of the windows. We continue:

Anyone who's seen COPS knows what she's going to say next:

Yes, it's someone else's purse. This is an iron rule of COPS: you're totally innocent and you just borrowed a purse and your friend didn't say it had drugs and you didn't see if it had drugs but honestly they're not mine they're someone else's - what, are they my friend's, and what's her name? I don't know if they're hers! Someone could have put them in there!