Paris Hilton is Now a "COPS" Cliche

But Officer!

August 31, 2010 at 2:50PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)
Paris Hilton's latest booking photo
Paris Hilton's latest booking photo (The Minnesota Star Tribune)

This may be more serious than first reported. And by "serious" we mean trying to keep from laughing until your eardrums hurt:

So she's got illegal stuff in her purse, and is driving around Vegas with billowing clouds of chronic rolling out of the windows. We continue:

Anyone who's seen COPS knows what she's going to say next:

Yes, it's someone else's purse. This is an iron rule of COPS: you're totally innocent and you just borrowed a purse and your friend didn't say it had drugs and you didn't see if it had drugs but honestly they're not mine they're someone else's - what, are they my friend's, and what's her name? I don't know if they're hers! Someone could have put them in there!

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